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In Defense Of Standards

Let’s play a quick game of Name That Driver Season, shall we? I won 4 races in a 21 race calendar, I got 5 pole positions, came second in the Championship, was driving the Constructors Championship…

Sebastian Vettel’s Horse Girl Era is Here

Or maybe his cottagecore era but honestly he’s been baking bread since before the Tiktok trad wives made it cool so he’s probably always been in that era…

The Sainztander Saga (reupload)

okay shit is going down on twitter dot come right now. The girlys are in shambles bc Lapo Elkann decided to spill some fucking TEA this morning (or i suppose afternoon in Italy). So first i’m going to…

In Honor Of His Birthday, My Top 10 Most Iconic Nico Moments

HBD <3 #10: Wearing Hermes Slides In the Pit Lane Not even safety rules can get this man to part from his aesthetic (man on a yacht) and I respect that. Tragically the only evidence of this I can…

Friday in Monaco

Welcome to what will be very sporadic and mostly late session recaps, where I will cover only the most valuable and important insights from each day of the race weekend. Jenson Button Jenson our…

The Curse of Monte Carlo

At some point between 2010 and 2017 Charles Leclerc angered an extremely powerful Monegasque witch and got his ass cursed. What he did to land himself in this situation we can only guess but if I was…

This is Why We Should Make Flavio Briatore Head of The FIA

Pat Symonds going to Andretti reminded me that it’s super funny that they put the guy lowkey famous for (allegedly, probably) cheating in charge of catching people cheating like it’s not often I…

It Is About Racing

The way the allegations of sexual harassment and it’s larger implications about the treatment of team employees were handled on throughout the start of this race weekend have been appalling from all…