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Ferrari Chronicles: Spain Qualifying 2025

There are three strategy decisions that lead to the less than ideal Q3 for Charles and all of them, somewhat inexplicably, were apparently made by Charles. It would seem he is now in charge of…

Bahrain Review: Lifeless Lando

“Lando’s season has been a failure. It’s mean to say that, but it’s significantly meaner to refuse to hold him to an actual standard because you think he’s not actually good enough to be held to one.”…

Bahrain GP Preview: Lost In The Supermarket

I take precisely no pleasure in tormenting this site’s proprietor, but unfortunately the story of Bahrain this week is Ferrari. At a time when McLaren are fast but incompetent and Red Bull and…

Japan Grand Prix Recap

(After each race week I’m going to be doing a race weekend review on Monday, as well as previewing every race weekend on the Thursday before. I’m so grateful to this site for giving me the chance to…

FIA President Mohammed Ben Sulayem Is So Confident In The Direction He’s Taking F1’s Sporting & Safety Guidelines He’s Decided To Suspend Anyone Who Dares Criticize His Regime

Updates to the FIA’s International Sporting Code for 2025 implement unprecedentedly severe penalties for violating restrictions on speech implemented by FIA President Mohammed Ben Sulayem in his…

In Defense Of Standards

Let’s play a quick game of Name That Driver Season, shall we? I won 4 races in a 21 race calendar, I got 5 pole positions, came second in the Championship, was driving the Constructors Championship…

Sebastian Vettel’s Horse Girl Era is Here

Or maybe his cottagecore era but honestly he’s been baking bread since before the Tiktok trad wives made it cool so he’s probably always been in that era…

The Sainztander Saga (reupload)

okay shit is going down on twitter dot come right now. The girlys are in shambles bc Lapo Elkann decided to spill some fucking TEA this morning (or i suppose afternoon in Italy). So first i’m going to…

In Honor Of His Birthday, My Top 10 Most Iconic Nico Rosberg Moments

HBD <3 #10: Wearing Hermes Slides In the Pit Lane Not even safety rules can get this man to part from his aesthetic (man on a yacht) and I respect that. Tragically the only evidence of this I can…